So, the phrase caught red-handed has new meaning for us today.
It's now 10 am (a mere 12 hours since the last incident). The kids are gone to school and I am ready to head out to playgroup.
Becky is still in her pajamas and I have called up her to get ready for the day. But wait...she looks like she wearing lipstick. Oh, that's not lipstick, it's a SHARPIE! Ahhhhhhh!!!
So, stupid questions #2: WHY did you color on your face and hands?
Response: I am supposed to color on paper.
Me: Your hand isn't paper!