So, Becky was passing by me on her way to someplace very important. (I don't know where, but I AM SURE that it was important.)
I asked if she would give me a kiss, to which she replied, "I can't right now, Mom. I'm very busy."
Oh. My bad.
And a Joeism:
I was working on my food storage and I was teasing Joe about being a slacker.
He said, "What's a slacker?"
Andrea was there helping me and she said, "A slacker is someone who sits around all day not doing anything but playing video games."
Joe didn't miss a beat. He said, "I'm not a slacker, but i'd sure like to be one!"