Tuesday, March 24, 2009

It's EEEEE-vil

So, Troy is home. And since he is leaving again today, he was nice enough to let me sleep in this morning.

But, you know how it is when everyone is dashing around trying to get ready for the day...there isn't much sleeping to be done with that kind of noise.

Still, it was nice to just lie in bed and listen and not have to do anything about it.

Well, as I was laying in bed I hear Troy scream, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh, Katie! Noooooooooooooooooo!"

Well, I could tell no one was dying (except maybe Troy)...so I just waited to see what would happen.

Sure enough, a few minutes later Troy comes bursting into the bedroom with a naked little Katie.

"What happened?"

"Ack," he says. "She stuck her hands down her diaper and wiped poo everywhere."

"Oh no. Where did she wipe poo?"

"All over me!!!!"

Now, how evil is it that I thought this was totally funny?

I know. Bad karma for me...especially right before Troy leaves on another trip...but still. Dang funny.

13 comments:

Kimber said...

Too funny!

Does Troy have the Beatty gag reflex? I know DEl would totally be dry heaving at that point :)

Mara said...

I have to admit, when I'm lying in bed on mornings where Nate is in charge and I hear Nate yelling, "Ahhhh!" or "AIggghhhgh! or "Noooooooooo!", I almost never get up to see what the issue is because unless kids are crying, too, then chances are it's just a messy situation that he isn't used to. I used to joke with him that he wasn't capable of changing a diaper solo. I would ask him to change one of the boys and he would go off and inevitably he'd be yelling at me to come help him and insist that it was a "blow out" when usually it was just a, you know, poop. He's getting better, but there's something about poop that causes dads to go nuts.

Charlene said...

LOL!!!thanks for the laugh!!

Hilary said...

GoooOOOOO KATIE! :)

Kate said...

Hilarious!!

lilluv89 said...

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...heh...HA!

Lara said...

Hehe! I hate to say it, but I totally would have laughed too.

Paulette said...

HA! Had a visit with Troy today. Miss you guys.

alexandra said...

Now that would have made a good photo. What? You don't sleep with your camera next to your bed? (BTW, you don't have to answer that!).

I also love the fact that "poo" is one of your blog topics. Ha!

The Beatty Beehive said...

Thanks for the laugh out loud moment. I needed it! Those Beatty boys and their gag reflexes!

Jolinda said...

Truly funny!! Sleep in mornings are the best!

Emily Merchant said...

Ha, ha, ha! Now, what kind of protection do you need against the mess that is going to fall upon you in about two days? Would you like an extra pair of pink rubber gloves?

Chelle said...

LOL! I'd have laughed out loud right at him. OK, I'd have tried to hide it, but I doubt I'd have been successful :)

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