I have tried everything.
But, I have really had to face facts.
There is no snap, no button, no zipper than can hold this child...no, she has unimaginable powers, and I have finally had to use the tool of last resort.
Duct tape really can fix anything.
At least I hope it can.
Cause if this doesn't work, I am calling the circus.
Somebody has to be able to use this child's evil powers for good.
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I have a picture of Elijah just like that :)
Have you tried zippered footie jammies? Cut off the feet, then put them on backwards. I'd be amazed if she could get that off.
Or just go with the duct tape. That works too.
That is awesome. You are awesome. I hope it works!!
YOU CRACK ME UP!!!
Hey, the circus is in town this weekend. And how cool would it be as a parent to say that one of your children is actually IN the circus?
That's hilarious. For your sake I hope it works!
Has she tried putting her hand in her diaper only to show you with her hand the surprise she left in her diaper? Does duct tape work for that too?
With a nice shirt the duct tape might even look like a belt. :-)
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