So, I've have reached the end of my rope.
I have tried everything.
But, I have really had to face facts.
There is no snap, no button, no zipper than can hold this child...no, she has unimaginable powers, and I have finally had to use the tool of last resort.
Duct tape really can fix anything.
At least I hope it can.
Cause if this doesn't work, I am calling the circus.
Somebody has to be able to use this child's evil powers for good.